so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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