check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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