How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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