I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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