I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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