Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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