Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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