Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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