he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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