I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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