i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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