Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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