oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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