i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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