How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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