So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
