Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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