Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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