I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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