Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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