And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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