She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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