If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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