we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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