yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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