I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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