For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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