But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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