she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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