Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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