it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
