i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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