North Korea, Best Korea!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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