My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My life is pants optional.
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