Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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