You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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