ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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