Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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