I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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