God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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