Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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