At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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