I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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