So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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