Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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