sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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