This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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