Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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