can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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