Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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