All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Green mimosas i think yes
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
