I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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So much Jack, so little girl.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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