what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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