I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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